So Bossman’s wife, Drama Queen, is pregnant. She is having a difficult time performing the daily tasks of a normal person. Her newest problem is washing her hair. That’s right, washing her hair. By the end of the day, she’s just too tired to do it. I can relate (somewhat), and I’m not even pregnant.

But her solution to the problem is the real kicker. She’s going to go to the hair stylist on a regular basis and pay her $5 to wash her hair. Must be nice. I wonder if I can pay someone to shave my legs.