6-29-29

Ryan and I bought this fly swatter at Walmart. The best part is that it only costs $1.08. This is what the back of the packaging says:

A MILITARY SPEC SWATTER FOR THE TOUGHEST PESTS!

• Recoil-less design allows for swat-attacks on even the largest of flying prey.
• Precision manufactured flapper and super strong steel handle creates the most lethal flying pest killing apparatus the world has ever seen.
• Superior balanced action allows for smooth, powerful swats-even while seated.
• Will not bend not break, even in the most severe of conditions.

888 CIVILIAN USES – HERE ARE 8:

1. Keep it in the truck for the winter and use it as a windshield scraper.
2. For those that don’t mind spreading a little bug shrapnel, try it as a back scratcher.
3. Emergency toothpick (works well but don’t let your wife catch you)
4. Canoe paddle, never know when you’ll be up that creek without a real one.
5. Makes a good fish club.
6. Beer can crusher
7. Redneck badminton
8. Manual mouse-trap

CAUTION:

• While sergeant swat is effective on most campsite pests; it has been shown to only aggravate bears.
• Meant for backyard warfare between you and the flys – not your neighbors’ dogs.
• Keep away from unruly kids (unless you like getting thwacked)

6-30-09

Here’s my classroom. Check out the kidney table Jenn. Eat your heart out!

7-1-09

Gracie Kate was born this morning. She is such a sweet baby!

7-2-09

I got a new hair cut and color today. I love my hair stylist. We chatted about Twilight, Harry Potter, and other books the whole time. The greatest part is that I totally trust her with my hair. I’m loving this color.

7-3-09

Gracie was able to come home yesterday, so we rushed to to see her and take her a new bouncer seat. Note: I rarely chew gum, but it never fails that I get caught with it my mouth.

7-5-09

Ryan’s Aunt Jill got married today. Here’s a pic of us with his family. We’re a crazy bunch.

7-5-09

This pic was from the day before, but it’s too cute to not include.