Here’s my funny story from our lunch at Maggiano’s a few weeks ago (keep in mind that Maggiano’s is a very nice, expensive place to eat). Nikhil is from India, and not all of the language terms carry over from American to India.

Let me set the stage. Ryan and Jonathan had been sharing YouTube videos one evening while were hanging out at their house. Ryan showed us this one because they both think it is so funny!

Well, that video leads to this video (note: do not play with small children around):

And so “jizz in my pants” has entered our venacular.

Well, the waiter brought out our beef medallions. Jonathan took one bite and said, “jizz in my pants” this is good. Nikhil pipes up very loudly, “What’s jizz?”

We all were mortified and told him to shoosh up and not say that anymore because it’s vulgar. Then he said, “OH, ok. I’ll just Google it then.”

We all screamed….Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!