This is a conversation Ryan and I had the other night in bed.

Me: “I’m really sorry about the awful gas I’ve had tonight”

Ryan: “Really?”

Me: “Yeah, it’s really bad. Especially at the grocery store.”

Pause

Me: “I wondered why you didn’t say anything, but then I realized that you probably thought it was you.”

Ryan: “I NEVER even considered that it was coming from you! I kept smelling it and thinking, I don’t remember farting.”

Me: “I was right!”

Hysterical laughter

Marriage is great.